Why another blog?... Well, first off - it is fall... Normal for me to get into the spring (or fall) 'house cleaning' mode... In my life, this is usually right behind Halloween and before Thanksgiving as I get myself mentally, physically and mentally ready for the upcoming winter months... Born and raised in the Deep South, we don't really have a vast change of seasons where I grew it - it was all directed by how much rain (and floods) we got in Louisiana... But later in my adult life, I moved to Northern Virginia, which does have a real sense of seasonal change... So at the end of 53 years, I'm sorta/kinda a hodge podge of all kinds of things rolled up into one (as you will learn if you follow this blog! UT OH)...
.... (kickin' back to my original train of thought)... So at this time of year, I tend to look at what can I throw out, cleaning the house for the holidays, what needs to be done before the end of the year and where am I headed next year... Sorta/kinda like the time you start looking for a calendar for next year 'cause things are coming up that need to be scheduled and your dog-eared and tired looking calendar on the fridge needs replacing!... Another thing for my to-do list... the TLC calendar.... jotting it down right now! ... Excuse me for a sec...
Back now... For years I wrote under an online person "LadyIsREAL"... It is still an odd thing to Google that and see there are 1,300+ items showing up on the Internet! OMG!... And in the past years since I heavily devoted my time to TLC, I stopped writing, blogging, etc... And I'm an 'auto-writer' as my very smart and savy daughter (Desiree) told me VERY long ago... I write how I think and that can be confusing to many (including myself AND my family!!! :)
So don't expect to leave this blog with much more than a greater sense of confusion than when you arrived!
I'm full of 'wonder why' kind of things... Like this morning... My daughter has a little Chi named "BillyBoy" and despite his arrival in our lives at the age of three weeks old, he has developed an unusual character flaw that must be a genetic dysfunction of some sort!... Without warning or reason, BillyBoy will start an ear piercing SCREAM and as he keeps it up, it increases with volume...
It is SO loud and SO annoying that it hurts the other dogs' ears... So when BillyBoy starts, you best be on top of him to stop it, or the end result is absolutely dog-gone miserable!...
We don't have a clue how he got this habit, have yet to figure out why he does it nor have we found a way of stopping him from doing it... And the end result is that we hate to leave him home alone because he can do it at random - we don't want him to start and have our neighbors complaining about barking dogs - that is just plain out rude!... So, he goes to adoptions every Saturday with Desiree at Unleashed in Simi Valley - not because he's a good spokesperson for TLC, but because of the opposite!
When Des can take one of her dogs to work, I usually beg her to take BillyBoy... He's adorable, I give him that... Cute, loving, friendly and pudgy... But that scream?... It is enough to wake the dead and beyond!
About a month ago, I decided in my head that I was going to break him of this habit - at least on my watch... So EVERY time he started, I'd track him down physically, do the stern "NO" and if he did not stop the screaming, I'd squirt him with the water bottle (our tool of discipline by choice)... The little sh*t... Now he starts his screaming and if he is within range of the bottle, he takes off and makes me follow him throughout the house and even into the backyard!...
This morning, I heard the 'speaker' kick start and BillyBoy happened to be fairly close to me... A mistake on his part... He heard the office chair squeak as I reached for the water bottle, jumped off the Kooleroo bed and headed out of the room... As I'm now up and mobile, he is looking over his shoulder at me, but STILL SCREAMING...
He has a perfect little Chi butt target, so I've left loose one squirt of water already with the command... He's still going strong... Has to take a breath but as soon as he does, he goes for it again - still in motion... He and I are now in the kitchen and he's getting a wet butt, I'm getting even more determined that he is NOT going to scream like this on my watch...
Out into the backyard he goes, not knowing about the high winds that are going on... A blast of wind hits him in the face, it stops the screaming for a few seconds as he readjusts, but he continues to move forward in that fast 'kibble and bits' run and yet again, another scream is unleashed by that pudge butt as I am in fast pursuit...
Now, why... Tell me why a dog we have raised from almost birth has developed into a dog with such a bad habit?... Besides the fact we are human and don't know everything, we are also very aware that you reward good behavior and ignore the bad... If we could ignore this screaming, we certainly would... He's not hurt, hungry, lonely or tired... He's certainly not bored... He does not like it when I get on him right away as he starts... And has learned to run from me if the squirt bottle is in my hand and I have told him "NO"... None of us have been able to find the 'trigger' as to what causes BillyBoy to do this... We have his mom (Sookie) and she doesn't do it, so he didn't learn it from her - none of his canine BFFs do it either... This is totally a 'BillyBoy-only' behavior...
Sooooo.... Inquiring minds want to know what makes BillyBoy do this... LOL.... Yep, this is how my mind thinks and wanders throughout the day and night when I'm awake... Told ya that you'd never know what you'd find in one of my personal blogs!
As Always,
Linda, the CPPU
(Chief Poop Picker Upper)